Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
I came back to the apartment and he was waiting for me, covered in mustard.
needless to say I left
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
she pinky promised me she was 18
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
I sent you a snap of me in the bath, and you sent me a snap of a taco. An actual taco.
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
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