You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
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the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Her eyebrows were plucked so thin that she had to have gonorrhea. Clean girls just don't pluck that way
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Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Guess who woke up with a hangover this morning? The same person whose parents found out and woke her up by banging pots and pans with wooden spoons.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
This is not a test of the emergency warning system. He has broken my vagina. I repeat he has broken my vagina. Damn it was good.
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