I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
someone shit in a solo cup and left it at the base of the stairs. fuck orlando dude.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
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