You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
How did i get home and why am i wearing someone elses shorts?
1. Not sure how 2. You showed up naked, we had to dress you.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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