Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
id be glad to
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
I am drinking ovaltine with peppermint schnapps. My childhood could have been so much better.
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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