While she was crying about breaking up, he looked at her through his fork and said "of course she's upset, she's in jail." Having sex with him tonight.
Drunk at a girls little league game. Hello summer.
just fucked my old babysitter, gotta love block parties
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
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what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
In my drunkeness I was planning how to throw up without my parents hearing. I was gonna go for a "run" and just throw up outside.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
Whatever. I'm just trying to get my dick sucked while taking online harmonica lessons
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how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
I don't know what's more sad. The fact that I'm genuinely impressed about being sober for a whole 3 days or the fact that I want to get wasted in celebration.
He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
Totally reading about penis envy for my final exam
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