Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
He just tagged everyone he's slept with this year in a 'memories of 2011' tweet
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
I was so ripped I had a natty light box over my head carrying a spray bottle out in the streets trying to give car washes.
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
Woke up this morning with a plate of ravioli in my bed. Who says being single can't be fun?
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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