fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
She clicked her fingers, said "here boy!", and pointed at her vagina.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
So it was all good until she started grabbing my beard and telling me to "roar little lion"
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
For a second I thought he was going to give me an intervention
You can't give interventions in a bar!
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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