i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Everyone is slow dancing to Aerosmith. I am serenading a slice of pizza.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
You were lost on foot. Texted us and told us that N*Sync couldn't save you, and then you "met Jesus" in your car.
Drunk me wants sober me to be happy, woke up with half a dozen doughnuts in my bed this morning.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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