so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
An hour is enough time for me to get drunk and win a dry hump marathon so I hope you have somewhat similar or better goals
No but I was fuckin done when I realized my acrylic nail caught fire when I was hitting the bong.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
if having to see my ex’s dick once in a while is the price I pay to the universe for making my life go a little smoother, I’ll take it
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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