Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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