Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
Apparently after taking body shots off of a guy i haven't seen since 1st grade, i ate a stick of butter, showed everyone my tampon string, and fell off the boat. my uggs belong to the sea now
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
After he finished going down on me he came up from under the covers, threw his hands into the air and shouted "take that lesbians!" and finished with "and we have dicks!"
Awkward moment: seeing and saying hey to the MILF you're sleeping with while shopping with your mother and sister.
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
the cops are being surprisingly chill about david hanging from a tree with no pants.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
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