The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
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She ate the cookie then went to the emergency room. Now her fam is pressing charges. Don't people understand you DON'T steal baked goods from potheads??
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
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Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
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