Wearing these hooker shoes was a mistake
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
I was so high I couldn't tell if they were goosebumps or herpes.
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
a search helicopter?!
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Evvvvvveryone knows we hooked up in the DJ booth. People call it the BJ booth now. I've created a legacy
Have you ever had to act sober and talk to an authority figure in a coconut bra? Because it is just as degrading as you would imagine.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
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