gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Good news! Whoever used this stall at Target earlier...not pregnant!
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
he made a bald eagle out of coke lines
Someone just told me I could double date with them and their dog as my date. This is why the suicide rates are so high at the holidays.
Wingman of the year award. I made out with her gay roommate in order for you to get laid. Better have been good.
The gay roommate was probably better than her. Consider yourself lucky.
She had a cast on when I met her, but she blamed me for breaking her arm this morning. I'm gonna marry this girl.
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
6 more days and it'll be a year since i slept with him and never went home
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
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