One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
I don't know what he sees in her. All I see are horrible pancake nipples
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
It's all good, I've hated people for lesser reasons than being my ex boyfriend's favorite pro athlete of all time
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
Brb crying the tears of my youth
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
wow bdsm is so cute
But at least i made friends with the nice lesbian cop. She knew i was her kind when she had to confiscate my rainbow/pride rolling papers.
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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