Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
Left and drinking by a bar by myself. Everyone is in pajamas. I'm in a tuxedo. This is my life.
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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