i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
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My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
Me sprinting out of your house without my bra or shoes is our entire relationship defined in a single moment.
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Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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