you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
Not drinking has really freed up a lot of my time. I made a bracelet yesterday. I miss bars.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
She came so hard that after she finished, she started a slow clap and then told me she pulled a muscle.
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I need to reevaluate my stance on weekday hangovers...
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