Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
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They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
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I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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