I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
We were confused who drove until we went outside and her cupholders were torn out of the dash and laying on the ground
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He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I didn't have the heart to tell him that the reason my vagina was so "prelubricated" was because I had just had another gentleman caller an hour earlier. So, when he commented about how turned on I appeared, I just went with it.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
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woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Holy sore nipples Batman
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
Dad smells like hangovers and 65 years of bitterness
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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