Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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