I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I just found out that AAA will pick you up if you're drunk for free if you're a member. How did I not know about this?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
I'm going to die alone in my chair and get eaten by my cat. That kind of break up.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
Stop recording sex noises and setting them as my ringtones. This time it was at a funeral
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
Randomize
