I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Shitshow foam night was such a success
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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