I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
So from the residue on my balls I think it was mashed potatoes she had in her mouth
I will never swim in a flooded basement again..
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
It's 1 AM and there's a guy outside my house belting out Bennie and The Jets. He stops in between verses to puke. I'm joining him.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
I'd just like to inform all involved that walking into a liquor store holding a milk crate at the beginning of a night as stock ends badly
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
