no.. I went home. Puking up hot dogs and lemon tart isn't as lovely as it sounds.
you said grace in the diner. 5am, drunk, grace. you thanked the man w the mushroom cut for the wonderful supply of screwdrivers
I was just handed a mimosa the size of my head. Stay tuned.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
He wanted to watch a Charlie Brown thanksgiving. But I was like, fuck that, I'm a grown up. So we watched jumanji and I sucked his dick.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
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