I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
We're at an agreement where I don't pry and she pretends blissful ignorance
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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