Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
she really just asked how mermaids reproduce.
went out last night and woke up on the bathroom floor again, thinking about just moving my bed in there.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
We just saw him running from campus police a few minutes ago. So no, I don't think he's still passed out on the quad.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
What's standard gratutity for someone having a miscarriage on stage at a strip club? It's important.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
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