Could a canary swim?
Last time I ever let you pet sit.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
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For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You called me and said "Aidan's unconscious" to which he said "I'm conscious, I'm conscious pilot"
He was filled with the holy spirit. And vodka.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
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I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
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