She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
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I wish I had a "puke in your car" emoticon
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
Strike three, the fat brides maid they call shit puker also has herpes.
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New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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