Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Right now he's sitting in the chair pointing to me to go away. He's trying to have quiet time with his penis.
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
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