are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
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Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
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The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
I just ordered cookies for delivery. My life is falling apart.
Why was I lying under a truck last night?
& he told me that I give the best head ever.. like can I get that on a medal?
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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