You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
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as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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The police report said "I asked the suspect if he had any identification. He replied yes and gave me a Pizza Hut gift card"
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
They forgot my ranch. They're dead to me.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
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