my mom just told me how she used to love having sex while stoned. wtf.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Dude, I just had the best sex of my life in a porta potty at the NCAA girls lax championships but didn't get her name or number. But I have her sunglasses. How is this possible, I'm sad.
I love your life.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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