Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
The molly dropped while I was taking a shit. Do you have any idea how scary that is?
That does not seem like timing
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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