Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
My superpower would be to be able to make a chick instantly start her period just by thinking about it
but really, i care about skinny girls as much as michael vick cares about rotweilers
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Only thing worse than going to work with a hangover is going to work with a hangover then realizing that u don't have to work that day
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
What does it mean when the bartender gives you 4 straws?
Randomize
