the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Well... this vagina won't eat itself
I just puked in my non fat yogurt... But it's non fat in hopes that someone wants to eat my vagina
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I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
Did you know there is a guy on the porch, wrapped in your snuggie, singing no woman no cry and drinking wine coolers?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
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I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
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