Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
what if I'm pregnant?
smusmorshion
They should really pass out barf bags in church
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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