do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
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