It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
with a cock that big I don't even care that he makes a convincing drag queen
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
I don't need to marry the guy. I just need some filthy, shameful wish fulfillment sex and then live out the rest of my life on the bean farm.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Do you lock your house? Serious question, I need to know if I can add it to my list of emergency poop stops
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