Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
Well I'm drunk and covered in baby oil so tonights not ideal
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
I shall welcome him into my body with an open liver and completely lay down all chance of resistance. Sweet Zeus, please take me to Mt. Olympus and share all that is divine. I promise, the secrets will be safe with me
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
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