You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
A lady just asked me if you "seat yourselves" here at qdoba. I told her yea and she has been sitting at a table waiting for someone to take her order for 25 mins.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
she trying to cartwheel up the stairs... not going so well
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
I was wondering how I got the burn marks on my boobs and then I remembered....
The baked potato bra?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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