the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
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you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Just drunk tweeted NASA asking them to give me a lift home in one of their spaceships. Fingers crossed
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
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