Now that I'm 21, I feel like I'm letting North Dakota down by not being drunk everyday
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
Opened my wallet to find a slice of ham with a phone number written on it in sharpie.
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
I think it's important to not involve Bar Food in any near future decisions.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I often wonder if we’re introverted extroverts, but I don’t think so. I think we’re just easily tired scumbags
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