i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
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Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
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she gave me her number. found out it was already stored in my phone as "bathroom blowjob"
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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