Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We have a tower of vodka coming. OF VODKA
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
I HAD TO PAY A COVER FOR THE FIRST TIME LAST NIGHT. My tits didn't get me in and I was so pissed.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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