I'm gonna do things to you that will make the neighbors want to move.
i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I didnt pay $190 for a fake with a new middle name of Vane..
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
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As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I don't appreciate the fact that you tagged me as a giant bucket Miracle Whip.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
i wish you were under my bed. you sexy russian fur trapper.
please. text the right number. youve been sending me these all night.
Haha yeah my head's fine..sorry about the dent in your fridge.
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Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It was get out of line and go pee and get no beef briskit. Or stay in line, pee my pants, but have beef briskit. I really wanted my beef briskit
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