Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
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facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
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I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
you flipped over the sheets and there was my bed. filled with ding dongs.
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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