No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
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he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
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he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
The spray paint was a bad idea, 'insert penis here' isn't coming off
She said, after pronouncing how sober she was, and I quote 'Take this bag, it's so heavy it's like 500 degrees! Wait, is it time to go? Can I run? I think I can run!' Then she ran away.
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
My old dealer would be proud of the drug cocktail I just took for my back pain.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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