I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
And to add, there was a fat guy right next to me who, when the girls would shake their butts, he would let out a shrill xena warrior princess cheer
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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