I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We should invent fake asshair for you to wear so you can experience my pain for a day.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
Well in other news, my nipples are healing pretty well but next time I get drunk and decide to pierce something please for the love of god stop me!
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
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