am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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yeah he was eating me out and i didnt know someone made popcorn so I thought the smell was comming from my vagina
wtf
I peed in my sheets during a dream. Like straight up. A whole new drunk.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
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I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
In other news it turns out I like Heineken.. In a desert island kind of way
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
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