Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
do you have any idea why i woke up naked spooning my toaster?
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
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This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
We ate our feelings. Then drank our feelings. I feel feminism delivered.
Braid them armpits, sister.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
My next goal in this relationship is to teach my boyfriend that there are valid reasons to be fear of dolphins completely.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
Apparently I made a chicken patty, angrily took it out of the microwave, walked outside, and threw it over the balcony. #me
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