they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
what happened last night??
everyone saw ******'s vagina
and that's just the beginning
I think I am morally bankrupt
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I ended up on the roof were calling it a tie
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
If I come in tomorrow with a cane and a seeing eye dog it's because I just mixed up my salicylic acid acne stuff with my eye makeup remover
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
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