Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
I just spent the past twenty minutes checking out a girl who turned out to be a mannequin. I need AA.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
how soon in a friendship can you start calling them a motherfucker
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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